Anatomy of a doorknob

Things I've accomplished recently:

1. Made absolutely awesome chocolate cookies with peanut butter and chocolate chips. I don't know why, but cookies don't always come out well. These came out amazingly so.

2. Downloaded and customized Winamp such that I can actually get streaming media onto my MP3 player for later listening pleasure. (It's like being in Seattle while driving through Boston!)

3. Laundry. I think we need to get Glen more boxers. He's always out long before I am.

4. Heard about the best bumper sticker: "Frodo failed. Bush has the ring."