Chicken Tuition
Driving home from karate this morning, I was daydreaming in the car during a commercial break when I heard them say that some concert or something was being sponsored by "chicken tuition". I thought it must certainly be a joke, so I listened a little closer and sure enough, they said it again. Then they started talking about all the things that chicken tuition could do, including lathering and shaving at the same time: Schick Intuition. It's a new razor.
posted by Jen @ 1:15 PM
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2 Comments:
he, he
sorry, i'm on a chicken jag. had these saved from a web site.
and now:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
M.C.Escher:
That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time
This entry actually caused me to have a silent belly laugh. I'm at the office, you know, and it might seem strange to those around me to suddenly, spontaneously laugh. So I stifled the laugh. But I was laughing in my head and there was indeed some jiggling of the belly. Indeed.
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