Celergasmic
On the train coming home, there was this guy sitting in a single seat with several bags of groceries. He was eating a full head(?) of celery right out of the bag, leaves, stalks, and everything. He would take a huge bite, crunching loudly, and then rest his head against the window, eyes closed, with the hugest smile of contentment as he chewed. It was as if he were receiving orgasmic bliss with each mouthful. Everyone, of course, was edging as far away from him as possible in a ridiculously crowded train, but no one could stop sneaking glances.
The weirder part is that I saw a different guy doing the same thing with iceberg lettuce a few months ago. Must be a trend.
posted by Jen @ 5:35 PM
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3 Comments:
so. i read the title, thinking it couldn't be what i thought it was. and then it was. at least he was only munching the celery. my thoughts at the title were heading in a different direction bodily. eeeuw!
Hey now. I do try to run, if not a "family-friendly", then at least a "not horribly traumatizing" blog!
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